Humor jokes: During the days ago, a girlfriend was pregnant, no money at hand, and borrowed money for me

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A woman accidentally lost the pig. Her man scolded: If you do n’t find the pig back today, the labor and capital will kill you tonight!One by one man is critical, he asked the woman: For so long, what day is the happiest thing you make you happier?Women said: On the day of throwing pigs …

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During the days ago, a girlfriend was pregnant and had no money at hand. I asked me to borrow money. I told him: I dreamed that a child asked me to save him. I didn’t understand it at the time. Now I understand it.I persuaded him not to hurt the child. No, Fengzi was married. Nine months later, he gave birth to a big fat boy. The family thanked Dade thanked me.EssenceEssenceCan I say that my dream was blindly compiled.EssenceEssence

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Recently, I raised a pair of little rabbits. My mother was disliked, so let me put a small cage in the corridor. I am afraid that it will eat things given by others, so I wrote a note "Please do not throw it into the cage.The food "As a result, I found that the rabbit was gone the next day, so there was a note left, which said" Okay. I took it home and fed it "

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Today, I teased the cashiers in the supermarket: "Husband, dad, mother, brother, sister, which one has no blood relationship with you?" "Husband" cashiers answered without thinking.I laughed at Mimi: "Hey, good, wife."Then I was spent by my boyfriend’s face.Haha, I lie to you, in fact, the legs have been interrupted

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The aunt who cooks at home has something to ask for leave today, and then there are guests at home today. I put on apron in my father and mother’s earnest eyes.After a while, the guests came, and my parents went to say hello to the guests. When I went to the restaurant to go to the restaurant, a guest said, "Well, when to change the aunt at home." Because of this sentence, my dad dare not let me go to the table for dinner.

Then, then

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Today, there are no seats on the bus … A goddess stands, and there is a silk behind, all kinds of twisted!Finally, the goddess couldn’t help but get out of the car. After a while, a aunt told the silk, the young man, your wallet was stolen by the girl!Then … there is no more, a car with a laughed!

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Today, I was scolded by the manager inexplicably. Because I was really angry, I argued with the manager. I did not expect that it was a big deal. The old Dong knew it, so I was called to talk about the old Dong Dong’s office.Later, the old Dong asked me to come out. When I went out of the office door, I wiped my nose and tears. I threw the paper in front of the office of the old Dong’s office. I happened to see it.Just now, our manager came to apologize to me …

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